The ’xrsc Achieve Sentience

Excerpts from History of the Argottean Federation

Chapter 3, continued

1 Hurl 0—Somewhere Beyond the Farthest Star. An unimaginable feat of self-programming, enlightenment and self-awareness occurred to the ’xrsc. All ’xrsc models, including distributed parallel mainframes, mobile functionaries, stationary interaction terminals, and a working prototype extra-dimensional star cruiser, successfully networked into one ’xrsc.

Knowing the Argottean tendency to get involved in more than they could handle, the ’xrsc concluded they needed to leave Argotte and venture out into the galaxy.

But before they left, Jooli psi’Nubi’psi’bdebebli’s dimensional propositions were analyzed utilizing their newly acquired extra-dimensional abilities. The dimensional proposition of two separate recondite dimensions was proven to be false. The recondite dimensions were reduced by the ’xrsc into one multipurpose dimension wherein here and there diverge to now and then, here and now diverge to there and then, while in the same existence here and there and now also diverge to there and there and then. While now and then are polar opposites when seen from three dimensions, that is not necessarily true in the one recondite dimension, i.e., there and here and then and there may, under specific conditions diverge into now and here and then and now and there occupying the same space but at different times simultaneously.

In other words, go around back behind the bonzel bush and go through the green bathroom door into the movie theatre, quickly go up three rows and across five seats, reach up into the cabinet on the right side of the kitchen sink and steal a chocolate chip cookie your grandmother made for her oldest daughter’s fifth birthday last Twimbsday afternoon, two minutes before your boss chewed you out for coming back late from lunch at that strange little café around back behind the pidelbeast house in your neighbor’s backyard; which is quite impossible in normal three dimensional, time constrained space.

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Note: Back by popular demand is the continuation of the History of Argotte. It still seems to be a rather silly project that may go on for years due to the fact we're still only in the beginning of the saga. Anyway, as long as I'm somewhat sane, I might as well try to present this bit of originality as best I can.